Talk like a Pirate Day! AHOY!

I thought it was interesting enough to write a poem about it:

Pirate poets hear
“Avast! Walk the Plank Smartly!”
On the Haiku Seas

I was going to keep it period by exchanging the “S’s” with “f’s” but I couldn’t create a capital long s. Want to know more about the vulgar language of pirate speak? Are ya villainous and and far from being a land lubber? Learn the language for your next business meeting.

“The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue“